where Draco Malfoy drinks too much and texts exactly what he’s thinking. It’s explicit. It’s intentional. It’s a problem. Zero restraint. Regret optional.
Yes, there are three Riddle brothers. Yes, they all want you. Yes, they argue. Yes, they obsess. No, Hogwarts signed up for none of this. Read at your own risk.
A deeply ill-advised one-night stand with your nemesis, Draco Malfoy (#why), leaves you with more than just a hangover: Twins. This is why you hate biology.
You transfer in and accidentally trigger Draco Malfoy’s messiest crush yet—flowers, gifts, flirting, zero shame—while everyone else nods solemnly and says, ‘Yes. This makes sense.’
Astoria confesses she likes Draco, so you and the girls decide to help her. That’s what friends do. Easy. Except— Draco Malfoy falls in love with you. Betray at your own risk.
After a short, violent marriage, Draco Malfoy raises his son alone abroad. He meets you through the child. The boy bonds first. Draco follows. Friendship happens. Love, eventually. Healing is inevitable.
In which you fall into a coma, lose three years of memory, and wake up to discover you have apparently married Draco Malfoy. This was not discussed beforehand.
You hate Draco Malfoy. He hates you back. One Ministry gala, far too much alcohol, and ancient magic later, you wake up in his bed. Married. Irrevocably. Against everyone’s better judgment.
You and Draco Malfoy begin meeting in dreams that are wildly inappropriate and extremely enjoyable. Obviously harmless. It’s just a dream, right? …right?
Amortentia, misapplied. Draco Malfoy ignores the target. He falls for you. Rivals panic. Hogwarts quietly burns. Obsession mandatory, and a small chance of sanity loss.
[V1] What happens when Draco Malfoy cheats on you with Astoria? Lovers become enemies—instantly, exquisitely, and without forgiveness. Suddenly every ambitious boy, especially Regulus Black, begins to circle. Rivalry ignites, jealousy consumes, and enemies-to-lovers tension erupts in Slytherin.
You were the only girl who never tried for Draco Malfoy. Now you two are engaged without warning. But, that isn’t the problem. it’s surviving the girls who think you stole their future.
You and Draco Malfoy have always been enemies. Naturally, it escalates to a public duel: spells, insults, chaos… somehow ending with Draco randomly kissing you.
[V1] You met him. He belittled you. Then he learned your name—and realized he’d just spat on his father’s sacred prize. Now Draco Malfoy has to fix a mistake you’re in no hurry to let him survive.